Baberometer: Amirah Dyme

Today's Baberometer feature is Instagram sensation, Amirah Dyme. A Sudanese who was born and raised in Germany, I came across the woman known as the "Cake Queen" around 2017. Quick side note: "cake(s)" in this case, for those who don't know, is another slang term for "ass," a big ass in particular.

I've seen many pictures of her over the years, including a leaked nude video from her Only Fans page. I won't post the link here, but it is on the web, do your own research. Anyway, to me, she doesn't have the biggest boobs, but she has ass-- not to mention thick legs-- for days, as the saying goes.

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As far as her looks, I think she's decent to look at. Not the prettiest woman I've seen, but definitely not ugly. She looks better with less makeup. Like most of these Instagram models, she's decent to look at, but I think she's more body than face.

Overall, I think she's a fairly attractive woman. Again, not the biggest boobs, but her thick ass and legs more than make up for that. At the end of the day, would I do her? Most definitely. I love to smack and grab that ass.

Baberometer Ratings:

Looks: 6.5

Body: 8.5

Overall: 7

Fuckability: Absolutely

Baberometer: Katee Owen

The Baberometer subject for today is Katee Owen. I came across her from some gifs-- there are plenty of those of her-- I saw late last year. I found out later that she does shows for a subscription website called Only Fans, which is basically an online strip show. No, I don't have an account there, I wouldn't waste my money on that.

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Anyway, from checking Katee out, this may seem kind of weird but she's one of those women who looks can vary depending on how she wears her hair. She looks better in some pictures than others (again) depending on how she wears her hair.

One of her many Gifs.

Her best asset is definitely those lovely tits. If you're not careful, she can mesmerize you watching those jugs bounce in those gifs or videos, for those who have access to them. Just kidding. She has no ass at all, but for me, the boobs more than make up for that.

Overall, I think her looks hovers between average and mediocre. Her body is average at best, but the tits is what increased her grade in this area. Would I do her? Possibly, but I would want to titty fuck her more than anything.

Model Ratings:

Looks: 4.5

Body: 6.5

Overall: 5

Fuckability: Maybe

Baberometer: Ai Shinozaki

Next up on Adult Conversations' Baberometer is Ai Shinozaki. Hailing from Japan, she's a model and singer. I came across her pictures earlier this year, if I remember correctly.

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I think she's decent to look at, as far as her body, she has nice boobs, but she isn't working with much after that. She's too thin for my liking. When I give a particular comment or critique of certain women's bodies, it's not that their fat or out of shape. I think their figure works for them, it just doesn't fit my personal preference or a variation of it. Although looks can be deceiving, she looks like a sweet person, someone you would love to date and definitely would love to make love to. All-in-all, she doesn't rank among the top of my list in terms of overall appearance, but I think she's nice to look at and I would do her if the offer was there.

Model Ratings:

Looks: 6

Body: 5.5

Overall: 6

Fuckability: Likely

Baberometer: Jordan Carver

Blogger's Note: To get an idea of how my rating system works, visit the introduction page to this series.

Next on Adult Conversation's Baberometer is Jordan Carver. Hailing from Germany, I came across her photos between mid-to-late 2019.

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Another one that I wouldn't consider beautiful, but she looks decent and her best asset (to me) are those large boobs.Speaking of boobs, she's in my top 10 (if not top 5) for women I would love to titty fuck. Now in her mid-thirties, I like the fact that she keeps in shape and not making excuses or allowing aging to slow her down or keep her from living and enjoying her life-- as far as I can see.

Speaking of boobs, she's in my top 10 (if not top 5) for women I would love to titty fuck. Now in her mid-thirties, I like the fact that she keeps in shape and not making excuses or allowing aging to slow her down or keep her from living and enjoying her life-- as far as I can see.

Overall, I wouldn't consider her a 10, but I find her attractive, nonetheless. like Caitlyn in my last post, she seems dateable and definitely doable. To me, their looks are about even, but I give Jordan an edge because I'm more of a boobs guy-- I prefer natural, but I'll give enhanced ones a pass. I like a nice/big ass too, but for me, at the end of the day, tits rule.

Model Rating:

Looks: 6.5

Body: 7

Overall: 6.5

Fuckability: Likely

Baberometer: Caitlyn Anganile

It's time for some adult talk. Adult Conversations presents Rate the Model, posts where I will give my ratings on "models" that I've seen in movies, TV or the internet. (Update: I've changed the name from Rate the Model to Baberometer). This will be another aspect to my blog that's (obviously) different from my short stories.

Before I begin, let me say this: keep in mind that is an Erotica blog, so what you read will pertain to adult/mature content. As a matter of fact, there's a warning that what you're about to read is adult content, so anyone who reads and is offended about what's posted, that's on you. You were warned.

Anyway, the basis of Rate the Model will be based on her looks (facial features), body and my fuckability rating. The fuckability rating is based on the probability of my desire to do them. The tiers will rank from Absolutely to Likely to Maybe.  There will be no "Unlikely" rating because I won't post anyone I don't find attractive in any capacity.The ratings will range from 1-10. (10 being the highest; 1 being the lowest).

Also, I'm aware that at least half of these women don't look the way they do in the images. In other words, it's usually a different story when the make-up and/or weave is removed, not to mention, cosmetic surgery in some cases. On a side note, I think some actually look better without make-up, and I'm not a fan of weave, period. Although I have seen pictures of some without make-up, my ratings is based on initial appearance (i.e. first look). I also take points off for tattoos.

Anyway, now that I've introduced the new segment and it's purpose, let's have some fun. I came across Caitlyn's photos on Instagram around 2018. I know most guys would look at her and automatically call her "beautiful." Nowadays, these guys are so thirsty, as long as she has tits and a coochie they will (usually) overrate her and try to "holla," as they say.

Baberometer Reading:

I think Caitlyn is a nice looking young lady, but I think "beautiful" is pushing it. As far as her body, not the biggest tits, but she has a nice ass and legs to compensate. All-in-all, I think she's decent to look at, she seems dateable, and I definitely view her as doable.

Model Ratings:

Looks: 7

Body: 6.5

Overall: 6.5

Fuckability: Likely