Sunday, March 19, 2023

Baberometer: Angelys


 Honestly, I haven’t been posting much lately. Part of the reason is because I’ve been considering taking this blog page down off and on, but I saw someone’s images a couple of days ago—I wasn’t even looking for them, and I found them—and I decided to post at least one more. Now that I'm thinking about it, this is my first Baberometer Reading of 2023. After some searching for her name, I found that her Instagram handle is Angelys or “Lys” for short on some platforms. She’s a petite Colombian who loves to bounce, and in some cases, show off her ta-tas.

Baberometer Reading

 She's a little on the cute side; Her best feature are her lovely breasts. She has no ass at all, well, it doesn't fit what I would consider an ass, but her big, brown, beautiful tits more than makes up for it. For me, it's difficult rating women like her. To me, she's a borderline 7. In other words, she's a strong 6, flirting with a 7. I saw a few TikTok clips of her, one in particular, where she was sitting on the bed bouncing her tits, and for a second, I thought of her riding me reverse cowgirl style.


 

Baberometer Ratings

Looks: 6.5
Body: 6.5
Overall: 6.5
Fuckability: Absolutely



Monday, July 4, 2022

Erotic Short Story: Booby Trapped


  

Terrell is having a blast at the annual Summer Splash Beach Party held every year in Florida, where he has taken his last four vacations. What a better way to get away and unwind than to hit the beach, kick back, relax, enjoy some good food…and some nice tits. Speaking of tits, he was named one of the judges at the last Wet T-Shirt contest last year.

Aside from the Wet T-Shirt contest, he also enjoys other festivities such as volleyball and the water balloon competition, where teams are assembled, and they throw water balloons at each other for various prizes.

He’s approached out of nowhere and given a card by a young lady. The card says that he’s invited to a private party held at a beach house tonight.

“Okay, I’m with it,” he says. “Do you need me to bring anything?”

“No, no. Just yourself.” She teasingly responds.

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He comes to the party at 7pm sharp. As he looks around, he notices that there are only women at the party, about four or five of them from what he estimates, not he has a problem with it, just something he noticed. The young lady, light-brown skinned with a pretty smile, who invited him to the party earlier, approaches him again.

“I’m Ayana.” she says.

“Terrell.”

There’s a couple of seconds of awkward silence.

“You don’t remember me, do you?” Ayana asks.

“No, can’t say that I do.”

“You were one of the judges at the Wet T-Shirt contest last year, right?”

“I was.”

“I’m glad—well—we’re glad that you came back this year,” she says. “I’m sure you’re wondering why you were invited here.”

“Well, yes and no. While I am curious, I don’t mind because I don’t recall being in a room with so many fine ass women in my life.”

Tamera, brown-skinned, tall and stacked, stands up. “Actually, we wanted to invite you last year, but it was like you disappeared after everything was over.”

“Yeah, I had an early flight the next day, so I had to get going ASAP.”

“We saw you at the party last year, and thought you were cute, so when we saw you this year, I had Ayana invite you here.” Tamera admits. “To answer your question, we have a challenge for you, if you’re man enough.”

Terrell smiles, rubbing his hands together. “Oh, I’m man enough, depending on what it is.”

Tamera gestures for the other ladies to come forward. They line up, standing side by side, and either pull up their braless halter tops, or remove their bikini tops.

“We want you to go down the line, and suck on our titties.” Tamera says.

Terrell is caught off-guard by the challenge. What?! I must be dreaming.

“Since Ayana was able to get you here, we’ll let you start with her.” Tamera says.

“Let’s do it.” Terrell responds.

He cups Ayana’s medium-sized breasts, slowly sucking and licking her nipples. Ayana releases deep moans as he continues to lick her areolas. “Oh shit.” She sighs. The other girls get turned on as they watch.

“Oh shit, I’m about to cum.” Ayana says. She grabs his dick as they start to kiss.

“My turn.” Tamera rushes in.

While he gets a mouthful of Tamera’s 36 DDs, Ayana pulls down his pants and starts slurping his cock. As each girl lines up for him to suck on her tits, the other goes down on him. They get him over on the couch, and while they taking turns bouncing and riding his dick, he has a handful of ass and mouthful of tits. Suddenly, there’s a sound of an alarm clock going off.

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Terrell slaps the button on the clock to stop the alarm. Realizing he was dreaming, unfortunately, he cracks his eyes open at the clock, and it says 8:00am. He doesn’t want to get up to get ready for work, especially after a dream like that, but he slowly sits up on the bed with face in his palms, then gets up to take a shower.

 

 

 

 

Monday, May 16, 2022

Baberometer: Ellie the Empress


 

I came across this voluptuous YouTuber, model, and influencer last month on this website. I'll say this: after looking at some of her photos and briefly watching one of her videos, she immediately made it on my Women Who I Would Love to Titty Fuck (and/or get a titty job from) list. I have work on that list, speaking of which, but it's kind of hard to narrow that down. We'll see what happens.

Baberometer Reading

She's more body than face. What I mean is her looks are average--with the makeup. I saw an image of her without makeup and it goes from average to mediocre. To be fair, when the makeup comes off, it's a different story for most women. While some women actually look better without makeup, it enhances the looks of most of them.

From the neck down she's fine as hell. She has the total package: tits, ass, and legs. As far as body, she fits exactly what I look for in a woman. Although the woman doesn't have to check all of those boxes, she happens to check all of them.

 

Overall, although I think her looks are average at best, she more than makes up for it with a banging body. While I don't want an unattractive woman, she's doesn't have to be what some would call a "dime piece" either. I say that to say I would tap that, if I had the chance. If nothing else, I would love to suck and fuck her titties. I love big titties; especially big, chocolate titties.


Baberometer Rating

Looks: 5
Body: 10
Overall: 6
Fuckability: Likely


 

 

Monday, December 6, 2021

Baberometer: Tinami


 

This post commemorates my 1,000 views milestone for this page. I reached this about two months ago, but I haven't had much time to post on this page as of late. When I started this blog last year, I wasn't sure how it would turn out, considering this is more of an experiment, granted, a fun experiment. Now, on with the show.

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to find much on her, but from what little was provided on this website. Hailing from China, Tinami Mi(AKA Tina Mi or Tina Mei) is mostly a nude model, and has been featured in a Chinese pin-up magazine called MiiTao. As a matter of fact, she's the first Chinese woman to be featured on Baberometer--I'm considering rating Yun Tsai, who's better known as JessicaBabyfat.

Baberometer Reading

After looking at some of her photos, I think her looks are okay. She has a petite body--as most Asian women do. I like petite women, although they're not my first preference. What stood out to me were her voluptuous breasts. Some argue that they're fake, but they look real to me, and I'm usually good at spotting enhanced ones. In her case, if they are enhanced, they look good to me. I would love to suck and motorboat them.

 

Overall, not bad to look at, a nice, petite shape, and great tits, to say the least. Also, I noticed that in most of her images she's wearing short hair. Now, I'm not a fan of short hair, but I will say she's one of the few women I've seen who wears it well. I would tap that if I had the chance.

Baberometer Rating

Looks: 5.5
Body: 6.5
Overall: 6
Fuckability: Likely


 


 

 




Thursday, September 23, 2021

Babe Face-Off: Demi Rose vs. Abigail Ratchford

 


In one corner, you have Abigail Ratchford. In the other, from the UK is Demi Rose. Both are glamour models; Abigail is an aspiring actress from what I've gathered, and both of them could easily be in movies and television, although that could be said for most of the women I cover here.

 Analysis 

Both are attractive, but I think Demi is prettier. While both have decent figures--nice tits, in particular--Abigail has more cleavage, while Demi has more ass. Talk about making a tough decision. For me, it's fun, but tough. This was one of the toughest ones I've had to make since the ladies from this post a month ago, but I made a decision.


Final Decision

Looks: Demi

Body: Tie

My Pick: Demi

 


Thursday, September 16, 2021

Baberometer: Cristy Ren


 

It has been a while since I've rated a babe on the Baberometer. Don't worry, I didn't get rid of it, I've just been focused more on the new Babe Face-Off segment, which there's more to come of those, by the way. I came across Cristy's photos this morning. After doing a little more research, I found out she's Russian as well, making her the fifth Russian to appear on the Baberometer. She's also under contract with Mavrin, a popular Russian magazine. Her goal is for her presence to be known world wide, and with her quickly gaining followers on Instagram, she may not be far away from accomplishing that.


Baberometer Reading

While I wouldn't say she's gorgeous, she's not unattractive, either. She's too skinny for my liking, but those tits are luscious. She kind of reminds me of another model that I made a similar analysis of. Although I'm not fan of the thin frame, she checks two boxes: she's (at least) decent to look at, and she has nice tits, so she's good to go. I would tap that.

 


Baberometer Rating

Looks: 6.5

Body: 6.5

Overall: 6.5

Fuckability: Likely

 

Tuesday, August 10, 2021

Babe Face-Off: Saaya Irie vs. Ai Shinozaki

 

This Babe Face-Off features a battle of the Asians! In one corner, from Japan, we have Saaya Irie, a model, singer, and actress. In the other corner, also from Japan, we have Ai Shinozaki, who's well...a model, singer, and actress. Both were featured on the Baberometer last year.

Analysis 

Both aren't bad to look at, but I'll give Ai the edge as far as looks. Aside from Ai having more cleavage, I think their builds are similar. I'll say this one wasn't as tough as my previous ones, but it still took careful analyzing before coming to a decision, so here it is.

 

Final Decision 

Looks: Ai

Body: Tie

My Pick: Ai

Baberometer: Angelys

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